I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I understand Curling. That high.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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