so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
It was confusing and full of hummus
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I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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