yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
NoShamevember. You game?
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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