if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Is this like a preordered booty call?