I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.