i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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