she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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