she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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