we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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