People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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