fuck your aforementioned shoe
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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