return my video game
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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