butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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