Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like iHOP with fire
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Randomize