so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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