woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.