Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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