So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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