Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I just found puke in my bra..
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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