he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!