I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it