So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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