she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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