And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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