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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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