He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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