he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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