I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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