dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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