i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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