Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.