Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
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I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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