I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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