how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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