I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.