Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
