i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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