Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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