Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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