i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I think I gave a random lady a dildo