that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?