I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO