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My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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