if you like me you must not know who I am
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.