So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.