That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
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Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You ruined the universe
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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