You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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