one two three fourrrrnication!
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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