you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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