theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.