I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You made out with two different species that night
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.