It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on