It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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