Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.