the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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