I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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