bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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